Members are aware of what this society entails.
Wanderers shall be duly re-directed.
Members and interested parties must attend the post-mortem at the mansion.
Details may be procured here, please send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org with the line “In death and shame my partner be” to RSVP and receive further details. Any inquiries that do not include this password will be treated as suspicious and receive polite replies denying any knowledge of such an event. We look forward to seeing you.